Bland, heartfelt anniversary wishes are a thing of the past. If you want to make a couple chuckle on their special day, a dose of humor is the way to go. Whether you’re searching for the perfect message for your spouse, friends, parents, or siblings, we’ve got a hilarious collection of funny anniversary wishes perfect to share the laughter (and maybe a little bit of playful teasing).
Do you have a spouse who loves surprises? Or maybe they love doing activities with their loved ones in unusual places? Whatever the case may be, their love for unexpected moments is something that we admire. We all have our funny anniversary quotes and messages that we keep in mind daily. These help us remember the particular person who loves to make us laugh as much as they do.
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Funny Anniversary Wishes
- Marriage is a journey that takes you from ‘you are the best I’ve ever known to ‘you are good for nothing. Happy anniversary!
- It’s all about love and respect as long as you realize your parents trapped you both to suffer the same as they did! Happy anniversary!
- A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
- Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.
- A marriage anniversary is the celebration of so many things. Love, trust, partnership, quarrels, tolerance, and tenacity, and the list goes on till it becomes like, ‘Well, what do we have to celebrate for now?”
- Marriage is like a soap opera that you make fun of on social media, but you still have to watch because your mom likes it!
- Love is like a war between two battling armies – easy to begin; but difficult to end. Happy Anniversary anyways!
- Don’t view your years of marriage as when time stood still. Rather, thinking about it as the minutes flying by. Congrats on your big anniversary, you two lovebirds!
- Whenever I see two of you, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive and writing sonnets about your romance. Happy anniversary to both of you! Never change.
- If I commit suicide, you’ll be the first suspect on the list. Happy anniversary my love!
- Woo hoo! Congratulations! You’ve made it! It’s your wedding anniversary! Can you hardly believe this much time has passed since you tied the knot?! Well the best is yet to come, my friend!
- There’s a cover for every pot, and you have found yours. Enjoy the perfect match you have, and celebrate your anniversary with a warm helping of love. Congratulations! These days, I find myself smiling a lot. I must be going mad, or perhaps it’s because of you, darling. Happy anniversary!
- I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in the comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary!
- “I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.”
- Marriage is just texting each other – “Do we need anything from the grocery store?” – until one of you dies.
- Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you complete the sentence of my marriage.
- The day I got married, I tore the calendar in half. It was because I wanted to share my days with you. Happy anniversary.
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Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes For Couple
- “Hey love gurus, another year down and you’re still kinda into each other? That’s either the best decision ever or the worst case of Stockholm Syndrome I’ve seen. Happy Anniversary, you crazy kids!”
- Happy Anniversary to the couple who proves that love, laughter, and just a dash of eye-rolling sarcasm are the secret ingredients to a long, hilarious marriage. May you keep finding new ways to make each other smile… and drive each other nuts.”
- “Another year of putting up with each other’s weirdness – you guys deserve a medal…or maybe a nice bottle of wine. Cheers to your anniversary, may the bickering be good-natured and the love even stronger.”
- “Happy Anniversary to the duo that’s weirder than a squirrel with a top hat! Here’s to celebrating all your quirks, inside jokes, and the love that makes it all a beautiful kind of crazy.”
- “Happy anniversary to the two of you! Still the cutest couple I know, even after all these years.”
- “Congrats on another year of navigating this crazy thing called marriage. May your love (and patience) keep on growing!”
- “You two are proof that love and laughter are a winning combo. Happy anniversary!”
Funny Anniversary Wishes for Wife
- Marriage is a battlefield where the wife always wins. Wishing you so many victories ahead! Happy anniversary!
- I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary, dear!
- Happy anniversary from the best thing that ever happened to you.
- My wife has made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy anniversary, my lovely demon.
- Beautiful things in life are often short-lived. And yet, I am fortunate enough to be holding your hands to this day. Happy anniversary, my love!
- I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me.”
- In my house, I’m the boss, and my wife is just the decision-maker.
- By all means, marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
- I was thinking of going to the bakery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary to you, my sweetest love.
- My wife is a delightful cook. She knows how to stir those emotions in the pot of our marriage. Happy anniversary!
- Happy Anniversary from someone that you’re probably shocked knew it was our anniversary.
- Today we celebrate your most difficult accomplishment, staying married to me all these years.
- Today, I celebrate the day you finally gave up on trying to find a better man than me. Happy anniversary my love!
- I wanted to take you to a restaurant, then I realized no chef could cook better than you. Let’s celebrate this day with a candlelight dinner at home!
- You have all the right to call me crazy; that’s exactly what men become when they marry someone like you! Happy anniversary!
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Anniversary Wishes for Husband Funny
- Happy anniversary from the nicest person you’ll ever meet in your life. Be thankful for my presence in your!
- You’re like a live wire because whenever I’m around you, I can feel the sparks of love. Happy anniversary!
- I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you are looking for, go and live with a car battery.
- You may have a lot of complaints about me, but darling trust me, they are just as useless as you are. Happy anniversary!
- On this special day, I want you to know that you are the sweetest man I have ever known. I wish I could pour you in a cup of hot coffee and eat you alive!
- A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. “- Michel De Montaigne
- Holy crap. Are we still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!
- My husband is a solvent with a low boiling point. But, when I kiss him, his anger evaporates. Happy anniversary, my other half.
- On your anniversary, I want you to know how much I love annoying you. Thank you for putting up with me, my dear.
- Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.
- I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
- I want to spend the rest of my life waking you up at midnight to show you more cat videos. Happy anniversary dear!
- Here’s to another year of loving each other and laughing at each other for choosing the wrong partners. Happy anniversary!
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Funny Anniversary Wishes To Friends
- If Love is a dream you don’t want to wake up to, Marriage is a COMA that you can’t wake up to! Happy anniversary!
- You could be anyone you wanted to be, but you chose to be an actor just like me. Happy anniversary my friend.
- Love makes the world go round. You two must be dizzy! Congrats to the happy couple!
- Love will find a way. In your case, we thought it was the wrong direction. But, you proved us and the masses wrong. Congratulations on your wedding anniversary!
- I remember seeing lovebirds at the National Zoo here. You guys remind me of that. Happy anniversary!
- Statistically speaking, you guys are outliers. It’s not normal for individuals to love one another the way you guys do __ years into your marriage. Happy anniversary.
- Woo hoo! Congratulations! You’ve made it! It’s your wedding anniversary! Can you hardly believe this much time has passed since you tied the knot?! Well, the best is yet to come, my friend!
- There’s a cover for every pot, and you have found yours. Enjoy the perfect match you have, and celebrate your anniversary with a warm helping of love. Congratulations!
- My friend, I would like to congratulate you on taking good care of your adopted overgrown male partner. Happy anniversary and keep up the excellent job.
- My friend, I’d like to remind you that anything in excess is bad for your health. But, also remember, your wife is always right. May your anniversary bring you new light!
- When he said, “I love you to the moon and back,” and you asked him to stop the Star Wars references, we didn’t think this marriage would last. Were we ever wrong? Congrats!
- Has it come to the point that a big anniversary night out is at Applebee’s? Splurge and enjoy yourselves this anniversary!
- Tell me, how many spiders have you killed this year? And cockroaches? I bet you’re having a great time, mate! Happy anniversary!
- If you want a long-lasting marriage, DO ALL YOUR DISHES BY YOURSELF! And if you don’t know how to do them, please visit me sometimes. Believe me; I have become an expert!
Funny Anniversary wishes For Sister
- “Happy Anniversary! I can’t believe you haven’t traded in [brother-in-law’s name] for a new model by now. You must really like him or something.”
- “Happy Anniversary! Think of all the weird family dinners you’ve survived together. Here’s to many more years of awkward holidays and inside jokes.”
- “Another year down, congrats on not killing each other! You two actually make this whole marriage thing look…almost tolerable. Happy Anniversary!”
- “Happy Anniversary! You’re lucky [brother-in-law’s name] puts up with your craziness. Then again, he’s pretty weird himself. It’s a match made in heaven!”
- “Happy Anniversary to my favorite couple (and by ‘favorite’ I mean the only couple I let steal my sister away). Love you both!”
Funny Anniversary Wishes for Parents
- You are so annoying to each other yet so lovable to all of us. Happy anniversary dear Mom and Dad!
- When I look at you two, I realize that love does make people live longer. Wishing you so many returns of the day!
- Your relationship taught me how to trust, how to love, and how to take care of the people around me. It taught me how to stay strong and courageous when things get hard. Your marriage taught me the meaning of true love. Thank you for continuing to teach us every day, no matter how old we get! Happy anniversary to my wonderful parents.
- Mom and Dad: you two go together like green olives and martinis. Hip-hip-hurrah to the sweetest lovebirds I know! Congrats!
- Leading by example or Do what we say, not what we do”: I can’t determine what line best fits your marriage instruction advice. All seriousness aside, congratulations on your X years of marriage.
- Surviving a marriage is hard, but you two made it look so easy. Happy anniversary!
- Mum and Dad, you’ve set a new record. You’ve been sleeping with one another for the past (number) years. Nah, you’re not dreaming. It’s your anniversary.
- Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember a single thing that you say. Happy anniversary to you two. Watching you as each other’s best friends has taught us all so much about love, patience, and kindness. We love you!
- Imagine a little child having to deal with the scolding of a couple united by love. Luckily, the young child survives. The child sends his deepest warm wishes on their anniversary.
- Mum, you might be losing your memory, but Dad will make sure that both of you continue to make new memories. Happy anniversary to you both!
- If the nut doesn’t fall far from the tree, I’m expecting to marry the girl of my dreams and be married for X number of years! Thanks, Mom and Pops! Congratulations to a couple of swell eggs!
- From you two, I’ve learned how to love each other unconditionally and how to laugh at each other trustfully. Happy anniversary to the most amazing parents in the world!
- You are the best couple I’ve ever seen. The love and trust you share will probably be relics of the past in our time. Happy anniversary!
Funny Anniversary Wishes For Son And Daughter In Law
- Happy Anniversary! If anyone needs a break from this whole marriage thing, remember our guest room is always open… and has excellent noise cancellation.
- Congratulations on another year of tolerating each other! Here’s to continued love, laughter, and strategic use of separate desserts.
- Happy Anniversary! May your love keep growing as steadily as [son’s name]’s collection of [insert slightly embarrassing hobby].
- Happy Anniversary! Cheers to selective hearing, amazing takeout choices, and all the other secrets to a successful marriage.
- Happy Anniversary! We’re raising a glass to you, and giving a special award to [daughter-in-law’s name] for putting up with [son’s name] this long. You deserve it!
- Happy Anniversary! Rumor has it, laughter is the best medicine in a marriage. You two must have outstanding health insurance by now.
- Happy Anniversary! Remember, marriage isn’t just about finding someone you love, it’s about finding someone who consistently annoys you in ways you thoroughly enjoy. Looks like you’ve nailed that!
- Happy Anniversary! Thanks for showing us what a marriage filled with compromises looks like – like always agreeing whose turn it is to clean up after [son’s name]’s messes.
Funny Anniversary Quotes
- “I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly.”
- “A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.”
- “99% of being married is just shouting ‘WHAT?’ from other rooms.”
- “It is remarkable how long we have tolerated each other.”
- “Congratulations! Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery.”
- “Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.”
- Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
- Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
- Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery
- Focus on continually changing and growing to make sure you are someone your spouse would still choose today.”
- “Marriage is a three-ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and suffering.”
- “We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it Love.”
Funny 25th Anniversary Wishes
- “Congrats on 25 years! That’s a quarter-century of tolerating each other. You both deserve a medal…and probably a vacation.”
- “25 years, huh? Well, at least you’ve made it to the ‘silver’ part. Think of all the awesome senior discounts you can get now! Happy Anniversary!”
- “Happy 25th Anniversary! If you two can make it this long, you can survive anything. Not even an army of rogue squirrels can break you.”
- “Happy Anniversary! I can’t believe you haven’t run away screaming after 25 years… either you’re crazy in love or just plain crazy. Either way, congrats!”
- “Happy Anniversary to the couple who proves marriage isn’t always sunshine and roses, but sometimes it’s bickering and takeout too. Cheers to real love!
- “Happy 25th! Your anniversary is an inspiration to us all. Do you have a guide on how to achieve this level of tolerance?”
You’re such a funny couple. You often crack jokes, tease each other, and keep your love life fresh. To celebrate your anniversary, you will need something special. However, you do not know what to write instead of a greeting card. Here are some of the best funny anniversary wishes and messages that you can use to surprise your spouse on this special day of the year. These will be sure to make them laugh as much as you did when they first said it!
Today is another day where you can rejoice with your partner and no one else, making it a perfect day to celebrate your love. It doesn’t matter what kind of relationship you have or how many years have passed since you first met – every anniversary is an opportunity to be thankful for what each other has given and take some time to appreciate each other. Here we have listed some funny anniversary wishes and messages that will make this day extra special.
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