Funny New Year Wishes

Leaving behind all the sad and unfortunate moments of the past year. Give your best to make all your beloved people around happy by sending the funny new year wishes.

This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cookbooks and then end up heating frozen food at mealtimes.

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

This Year I wish your neighbour does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter on weekends. Happy New Year!

May you have a New Year full of rocking things that happened never before! Cheers to another year of life!

I hope you can carry on your resolution to not smoking for a long day this New Year!

Always keep a smile, forget the tears, enjoy the laughter, and set aside the fear, Wish you an amazing year!

It is a New Year wish from someone who is intelligent, beautiful and sexy, want to see you always happy!

May you become a billionaire this year, as I have dreamt that you are going to gift me a bungalow! Have a prosperous New Year!

“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.”

“New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.”

“New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”

“I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years.”

“Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.”

“New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.”

This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.”

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”

“It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.”

I hope you start the New Year as the startup of your old habits. Have the same old beautiful life in a box of New Year!

All I wish this new eve comes with a lot of joys for you since you look ugly while crying. Happy New Year!

I will quit drinking beer from 2021 new year eve but red wine, Russian vodka and champagne are welcome!

I hope you do a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!

May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!

This Year may god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips. Happy New Year!

May God bless you with enough motivation to eat less and workout more often. Say no to obesity this new year! Wishing you all the best!

I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. May God give you the strength to fight with laziness. Happy new year!

I wish God give you more money to help the poor and less money to spend on junk foods. Wishing you a healthy and disease-free year!