Funny Birthday Wishes

Make your family members and friends laugh on their birthday by sending a funny birthday wishes.

When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday! Don't count the candles on your cake. Just be glad that you're not down for the count.

To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!

See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!

Friendship is all about give and take. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake.

Happy birthday! You've finally reached the age of wisdom but nobody wants to listen to you.

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

Happy birthday. Don't be grumpy that you're a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can!

Happy birthday! If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!

I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef. Happy Birthday!

Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter, Happy birthday!

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.

Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.

Happy summer birthday! Get out and enjoy it while you’re still young enough to not fall into the “high risk” category for heat stroke death.